<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Funnies @ karen.blog-city.com</title><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/</link><description>(Funnies) </description><copyright>Copyright 2008 karen.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:49:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Funnies @ karen.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>Ducks</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/ducks.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/ducks.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:35:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=ducks</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................&quot;Say, what's your name?&quot; the bartender asked the first duck.&quot;Huey,&quot; was the reply.&quot;How's your day been, Huey?&quot;&quot;Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and]]></description></item><item><title>Library lost in fire</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/library_lost_in_fire.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/library_lost_in_fire.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 16:55:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=library%5Flost%5Fin%5Ffire</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Library lost in fire.....]]></description><category>bush</category><category>library fire</category></item><item><title>Ferry trip</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/ferry_trip.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/ferry_trip.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 20:07:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=ferry%5Ftrip</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[late again]]></description><category>road sign</category><category>ferry</category></item><item><title>Johnny Vaughan cracks me up!!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/johnny_vaughan_cracks_me_up.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/johnny_vaughan_cracks_me_up.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 11:35:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=johnny%5Fvaughan%5Fcracks%5Fme%5Fup</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I just love his sense of humour]]></description><category>vaughan</category><category>quotes</category><category>johnny</category></item><item><title>Supervisor Quotes</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/supervisor_quotes.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/supervisor_quotes.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2005 14:52:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=supervisor%5Fquotes</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I enjoyed these :)These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance evaluations 1. &quot;Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.&quot; 2. &quot;I would not allow this employee to breed.&quo]]></description></item><item><title>I liked this one, I hope you all do too</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/i_liked_this_one_i_hope_you_all_do_too.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/i_liked_this_one_i_hope_you_all_do_too.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2005 14:22:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=i%5Fliked%5Fthis%5Fone%5Fi%5Fhope%5Fyou%5Fall%5Fdo%5Ftoo</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Things it took some people 50 years to learnNever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve its full pot]]></description></item><item><title>These brightened my day....</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/these_brightened_my_day.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/these_brightened_my_day.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 14:12:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=these%5Fbrightened%5Fmy%5Fday</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[here, Read This!!then of course there is the obscure story about this 86-year old who called 911 20 times in panic ............. because her local pizza place would not deliver!!!I don't know what the world is coming to, do you?]]></description></item><item><title>A giggle</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/a_giggle.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/a_giggle.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 14:35:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=a%5Fgiggle</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[My mum sent me some jokes,  I thought I should share them.......1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.I said, Thyroid  problem?2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.Then I realised that The Lord doesn't wo]]></description></item><item><title>They say every dog has its day ......</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/they_say_every_dog_has_its_day_.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/they_say_every_dog_has_its_day_.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 15:51:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=they%5Fsay%5Fevery%5Fdog%5Fhas%5Fits%5Fday%5F</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[.... some even get the Red Carpet treatment!
According to Sky News, a New York Designer has created replicas of 3 of the Oscar Night frocks, just for our furry friends! I love themcheck this out!!!:Oscar Frocks For MuttsIt all started when various c]]></description></item><item><title>Rebellious Granny?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/rebellious_granny.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/rebellious_granny.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2005 20:38:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=rebellious%5Fgranny</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I had to share this one as it made me smile. This lady has been busted for being a drug dealer, read this and stear clear of any cookies she might offer you!Quote &quot;I didn't know what I had taken so I asked my friends who said it was cannabis. I]]></description></item><item><title>A desperate hold up?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/a_desperate_hold_up.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/a_desperate_hold_up.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:27:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=a%5Fdesperate%5Fhold%5Fup</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Some people find themselves in a bad situation and we say they are desperate. Now I wonder if the Milan robbery was by a man desperate for money, or desperate for erm, something else.....Quoting from this site:Police are searching for a pistol-wieldi]]></description></item><item><title>Email mirth...again</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/email_mirthagain.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/email_mirthagain.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 10:47:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=email%5Fmirthagain</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished  the sermon, and everyone said    their good-byes, the large heart opened up,]]></description></item><item><title>Email fodder - Tragedy</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/email_fodder__tragedy.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/email_fodder__tragedy.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 10:06:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=email%5Ffodder%5F%5Ftragedy</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[President Bush was visiting a primary school.  One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.  The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion onthe word &quot;tragedy.&quot;So the]]></description></item><item><title>Check this out.... seriously!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/check_this_out_seriously.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/check_this_out_seriously.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=check%5Fthis%5Fout%5Fseriously</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Visiting Red Baron, he has this link, its really quite addicitive JJJJJJ]]></description></item><item><title>Ever want to comment on a news item? I do, so I have....</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/ever_want_to_comment_on_a_news_item_i_do_so_i_have.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/ever_want_to_comment_on_a_news_item_i_do_so_i_have.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 20:03:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=ever%5Fwant%5Fto%5Fcomment%5Fon%5Fa%5Fnews%5Fitem%5Fi%5Fdo%5Fso%5Fi%5Fhave</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This is up there with the greats, I love that she had the guts to do this! Just goes to show all these stars are really just like us, I know what a bad hair day means, especially now the helmet isalmost daily attire!Quoting from this site:Cybill's Ma]]></description></item><item><title>Water</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/water.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/water.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 20:40:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=water</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I am sure most of us knowand would agree there are many benefits to drinking water. Benefits of Drinking Water The body is 60-70% water and adequate water intake helps to provide the following benefits: Flushes out wastes, transports nutrients, regul]]></description></item><item><title>Inbox mirth</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/inbox_mirth.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/inbox_mirth.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 18:51:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=inbox%5Fmirth</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This morning I got a great email from my mum......On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted]]></description></item><item><title>If I were this guy, I would change my name....</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/if_i_were_this_guy_i_would_change_my_name.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/if_i_were_this_guy_i_would_change_my_name.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 18:12:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=if%5Fi%5Fwere%5Fthis%5Fguy%5Fi%5Fwould%5Fchange%5Fmy%5Fname</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I just sat down to watch Rudy, when I noticed a name in the credits, music by Thomas WankerIf you do not know what this means, the Americans use a different term, To Wank would be to Jack off *grin* ]]></description></item><item><title>Penis for sale - one careful owner</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/penis_for_sale__one_careful_owner.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/penis_for_sale__one_careful_owner.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2004 13:36:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=penis%5Ffor%5Fsale%5F%5Fone%5Fcareful%5Fowner</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This one takes the cake! A Romanian man would like to sell his penis, perhaps he is not a hit with the ladies eh! He needs the money to take care of his younger brothers. Seriously if you don't beleive it check this page]]></description></item><item><title>Look who emailed me!!!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://karen.blog-city.com/look_who_emailed_me.htm</guid><link>http://karen.blog-city.com/look_who_emailed_me.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2004 13:48:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://karen.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=look%5Fwho%5Femailed%5Fme</comments><dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I am Mr. Wang Qin, credit officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd,I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.I honestly apologize and hope I do not cause you much embarrassment by contacting you through this means for a transaction of]]></description></item></channel></rss>