A New Conspiracy Theory

I have a new conspiracy theory, click here for the other one this time about a personal matter.

I recently purchased the new Gillette Venus razor, which I am glad to say I like very much. I also bought a can of sensitive skin shaving gel also made by Gillette, it has a really nice smell and does indeed leave your skin nice and soft.

At this point you are reading this thinking where am I going with this and what does that have to do with conspiracy theories, well I will tell you.

I noticed that after shaving my legs with my new purchases, the hairs seemed to need shaving a lot more than usual. Being the nutter I am, I decided to conduct an experiment because I began to wonder if the gel has some weird ingredient to make the hairs grow back quicker. So last night in my bath I decided to shave one leg with just soap and razor and the other with the gel. It may be too soon to tell but I am sure the gelled one feels a little prickly already.

Why would they do this, my theory is this, if the hair grows quicker you shave more frequently which causes you to buy more shaving gel and more razor heads and they make more money see simple, ok I am going to put my white jacket back on now, you know the one they tie up at the back for me - I will let you know the growth progress later though &..